Ahem..Ahem.. DAMSEL?? Its me ! No damsel but just plain bubbly confused Jane.
Here i was lying down in my garden under the star studded sky and standing at that juncture of my life where decisions for life have to be made. My actions of past are all in line to be questioned by myself.
Awakened by this steaming desire to build a perfect life ahead, i am sitting & penning down about the one & only accessory that I and we all proudly own but how it has led to our disastrous career graph from " y=e" to "y=x" where 'x' could only range from -ve to -ve.
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So i solemnly declare now that any line, para or thought revealed below may not be used or reproduced in any manner without permission ( ahhh... even if you use it, i really cant do much about it..hahaha)
This night was like any other night until a sudden memory of past flashed by leaving pangs of sorrow and guilt within.Until a minute ago everything was as normal as it could be till this thought struck my head & kept knocking til i payed heed to its never ending eternal request.
GOD!! this mobile is needed & yet another invention that can make orbreak our future. We will, therefore,refer to it as "THE HOLY MOBILE" - the most tingling yet desired invention of the naked ape.
Dont you all remember your school days, those late night calls, tiny stupid forwards," just a minute maa..im on conference". Now you all remeber that it,i mean "THE HOLY MOBILE", was your biggest companion all through these years.
Fortunately or unfortunately, its my biggest motivation to write this piece of utter non-sense.Yet i know you will read futher in 7 be totally irritated by the end as there wasnt much to read or wasnt much to say but still something was written.
But its not everynight that you suddenly switch on your light, hair all jumbled like the sentences in CAT, mind all bowlded over by the insane thought that what if you dont make it to the Highly Rated Over hYPED YET dESRIED IIMs. Go by my way of calling it
(I) am (I)n for (M)adnes(S)- IIMs.
Here i guess people say that you learn from your past mistakes, but look at all of us, we are again stuck in that rat race. Just the same as in XII th where puppy love and mild crushes happened. Ignorance was bliss, no tension of getting placed and alongside the madness over the never ending sessionals.
17,18,19 (hello ! im not telling you the dates of next sessionals plzz...) the most crutial years of our lives, the life building yet loosing out & being such a moron during these formative years leaves most of us in the state of terming ourselves LOserS.
So now lets get back to the point as in NO POint At all.Otherwise, its a never eneding discussion as to why CAT why RAT & why do we become the MAt getting rubbed down by the failure.
I have held "the Moblie" responsible for the downturn in my career graph but I just want to putforth that " Everything is situational 7 relative"' so please people get a life & stop saying that " Y me? or how could this happen to me only?".
IT HAPPENS OR THAT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE & YOUR NOT THE ONLY IDIOT TO WHOM SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED...lol..
So just et on with life and smile for a while. Pick up your mobile and sing with it for a while.
haha.. We are all stcuk to it like the plaster on the wall. Okay that was the lamest analogy i could ever think of,but...stilll its stuck ! :)
Even though i have criticized " the device " & wasting my time criticizing it over and over again, its time to praise my sweet little pretty set and tell it that how much he means to me. How easily it can connect me to those people who empathize with me, who can solve my miseries . FINALLY, i bid goodbye to all till the next issue crops up in my head.
(( AND NOW I HOLD the device AGAIN CLOSE TO ME & dial few numbers & blabber my heart out for the rest of the night ))...
TADA, chao!
